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(So that my overseas friends won't miss the joke,here I go...)

LOST YOUTH BUYS TICKETS TO A CONCERT OF DEVIL'S MUSIC

Totally high on marijuana, the kids were screaming "Maiden, Maiden" and celebrated the acquisition of a ticket for the cult of the wicked (you have no idea how funny TINHOSO sounds in portuguese, wicked just doesn't translate it well, because it's totally old people from the countryside call the devil.
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Edir Macedo and Steve Harris (Macedo is like a mass brainwasher preacher who is the head of the church that relases this newspaper)